Experience vague, pain-like sensations when you're not paying attention) This has been a public service announcement. This has been bothering me for a while. Why are you afraid of little ol' me? It makes me sad*sniffle* WellI feel better now. And, once again, I have proof that someone actually took the time (two hours) to read this entire Longest Text Ever! One guy was a "shock therepy" patienthe was a good actor. Aren't they regressed to a child-like state? How absurd. After all, you're a responsible, intelligent person who apparently has a lot of time on your hands. That's talent. Wasn't it super? The little counter at the bottom keeps going up? Wellthey are. But it's not. What a good idea! Since there are many opportunities to communicate with customers and colleagues using e-mail, mastering how to write reply e-mails, subject line expressions, and how to use example sentences is one of the essential skills. Hey, I'm once again: back. And almost never finish. So, we packed everthing up. Before you know it you'll realize that you need Christmas earrings, Halloween earrings, Valentine's Day earrings, St. Patrick's Day earrings, for crying out loud! Not that I know anything about medicineor cancer for that matter. Oh, wellI tired of nostalgia. Ooooo! Well, next time you buy your $3 FREAKIN' dollar bottle of water, consider this. I need to find a topic. Last night I was super-charged with lots of sugar and not a lot of sleep. She even got her sister and mother in the spirt of things. THAT IS ALL. On the way home, we had gotten approximatly 4 hours into the trip when my mother predicatably decided that we had to go back and eat at the 50th aniversary of her favorite ice cream place. But does anyone test "pure" water? HenceforthCode: 666 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that under no circumstance will the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (guess who) be forced to wear anything other than a t-shirt and preferably black jeans. How can you pass up this revolutionary new product? Now is the time to mourn the loss of one of my most loyal readers (I think she's read the entire thing one time, which is more than anyone else has done so far) She has been banned from accesing any portion of the Internet, do to reasons that must remain confidental due to security reasons. But, if it had remained that way, I would have had no impetus to continue my pointlessly insane ranting. Insane, chaotichmmmmmI wonder who thought of it? But you'd never prove it was infinite. YeahI knowpathetic. He looked me upvia yahoo's search engine using flaming-chicken as the keyword. Right now. longest text ever (most deleted bc max 40000 letters) - reddit Lots of gooey talent. Which would be boring. By the time the smoke dector goes off, the fire has drowned it out to no more than an annoying buzz. But studying the way that Faulkner wrote when he turned to the subjects he knew best provides an object lesson on how powerful a literary resource intimacy can be. Men, of course, had no complaints. 516 words 'In the event that the Purchaser defaults in the payment of any instalment of purchase price, taxes, insurance, interest, or the annual charge described elsewhere herein, or shall default in the performance of any other obligations set forth in this . WaitI really don't even know if anyone bothers to read this. isnt paying attention. Fortunatly, my mom recently finnaly switched our snack food preference. I gotta go. She was extremly upset. You figure that one of those 100 people would actually have a coherent phrase. I can't remember what I was gonna rant about. My mother is a control freak, and she decided on the spur of the moment that we were going north to visit relatives. And I don't really have a topic today. A profound statement, if I ever heard one. It took him to my quiz page. Longest math problem copy and paste According to Sciencealert, the longest math equation contains around 200 terabytes of text. (No, I don't like any of those creepy "pop" stars. You know, the small, white feather. Yeah, this doesn't mean anything to you. After a film adaptation of Salinger's 'The Catcher in the Rye,' writer, artist and director Nigel Tomm publishes the longest sentence which contains the longest word. They give lots and lots of homework. RANDOM PERSON: *head explouding from sheer insanity* As you can see, I was a very weird child (this happened in elementary schooluhexcept for that head-explouding part). It only takes a little light to help those thingies, and smoke detectors provide more than a little. Honestly, the more time I waste playing the game, the less time I'll work on this site and the less stuff you gotta read. He then leaves them under his owners car. That's how I knew it's name, picture and what it did. I don't think I have any conspiracy theoriesexcept pop-ups/pop-unders. Keep pressing it. Finnaly, is it expected for said sibling's non-gender specific parent to encourage such behavior, citing "I was just like that as a child" as an excuse? See, very weird. Longest Word in English (189,819 Letters) a guest . Ain't it nifty? Not even my friends*sniffle* The just ignore this poor, pathetic little page. Today's lesson is: subliminal messages . Is your school playground a gateay to the underworld? And one out of a million people would probably have a few sentences. In other words, they take all that extra "stuff" out to make it pure. There may also be evil little links that are designed to confuse you. And because she was the head fasion bimbo, everyone agreed that the look was definitly "in". Creepy. We become indebted to. consisting of 1,288 words and who knows how many different kinds of clauses. I believe that she was just listing countries she knows America has fought against. HUH? It's true, and all, but I have no proof about wal-mart, or certain fast food resteraunts. 10 Longest Known Sentences in English - Largest.org Extract all sentences ''' <summary> ''' Extracts all sentences from a text block. I think it's pretty funny. "angry mob form"? And now, for the million-dollar question: How many calories are there in a single serving of Mustard? OF FREAKIN' COURSE IT WAS FREE! I mean, I KNOW people are coming hereI have proof! Seeya. Our mind's cannot conceive of the vastness of infinity. EryeahI'm back. That's why it MUST be EVIL! Later that day, she decided we were NOT going north, we were going south to a beach resort. My evil, EVIL sister. Right? The researches even used highly advanced technololgy to map the surface of a pancake and compare it to documented geology of Kansas. But I'm sure that if I just would have put my mind to it, I could have done it. I have officialy run out of ways I could have better spent my time. Python | I tried to explain. Wellany wayseeya! Otherwise, why on earth (beta, krpto, zkdjf, Planet X, whatever) would you be here? You don't see them, but your subconsious (dreaming) mind does. Any miniute now. of toilet paper, to do everything. Look how long this has gotten. We use cookies on our website to give you the most relevant experience by remembering your preferences and repeat visits. See? Then, just wait for technology to "catch-up" (get it, catch-up, Ketchup? NOTHING! But the point is, if I were, say, freakily allergic to a random mineral, I could read the ingredients and not eat the salt. That is justpathetic. As a member, you'll join us in our effort to support the arts. I founded the secret message, you ok man? ", and translated it to German. I asked her what the golden rule of christianity was. 65 Long Sentences in Literature - Bookfox Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. It'd be like someone thinking that scabs are atractive, 'case they protect you from disease. Two and a half hours of homework (total) to be precise. I can appreciate a spiffy black outfit as much as the next person, but everytime I consider actually buying clothes for aesthetic value, I think about how I could better spend my money. Come on everyone, group hug. Not one of those bargain ones anyone can find at your local topic discount outlet store. They're disgusting, bland and definitly not made of cheez, whatever that is. But, what would be the fun in that? Any derogatory statement is simply an opinion of an individual, not of the flaming order of the flaming chickens. I know, I'll start of list of why it's fun/good to be insane/weird! Welltwo can play by THOSE rules. It doesn't. There was a sample essay online. Wasn't that semi-entertaining? (the mindless fight scenes were really cool, too). I'm back, and I had yet another Asparagus War with some people. Spooky, huh? while others are thinking "Who's John F. They associated tans with hard, manuel labor. If you have some extra time, you can read it at marienbadmylove.com. Just exactly like Father if Father had known as much about it the night before I went out there as he did the day after I came back thinking Mad impotent old man who realized at last that there must be some limit even to the capabilities of a demon for doing harm, who must have seen his situation as that of the show girl, the pony, who realizes that the principal tune she prances to comes not from horn and fiddle and drum but from a clock and calendar, must have seen himself as the old wornout cannon which realizes that it can deliver just one more fierce shot and crumble to dust in its own furious blast and recoil, who looked about upon the scene which was still within his scope and compass and saw son gone, vanished, more insuperable to him now than if the son were dead since now (if the son still lived) his name would be different and those to call him by it strangers and whatever dragons outcropping of Sutpen blood the son might sow on the body of whatever strange woman would therefore carry on the tradition, accomplish the hereditary evil and harm under another name and upon and among people who will never have heard the right one; daughter doomed to spinsterhood who had chosen spinsterhood already before there was anyone named Charles Bon since the aunt who came to succor her in bereavement and sorrow found neither but instead that calm absolutely impenetrable face between a homespun dress and sunbonnet seen before a closed door and again in a cloudy swirl of chickens while Jones was building the coffin and which she wore during the next year while the aunt lived there and the three women wove their own garments and raised their own food and cut the wood they cooked it with (excusing what help they had from Jones who lived with his granddaughter in the abandoned fishing camp with its collapsing roof and rotting porch against which the rusty scythe which Sutpen was to lend him, make him borrow to cut away the weeds from the door-and at last forced him to use though not to cut weeds, at least not vegetable weeds -would lean for two years) and wore still after the aunts indignation had swept her back to town to live on stolen garden truck and out o f anonymous baskets left on her front steps at night, the three of them, the two daughters negro and white and the aunt twelve miles away watching from her distance as the two daughters watched from theirs the old demon, the ancient varicose and despairing Faustus fling his final main now with the Creditors hand already on his shoulder, running his little country store now for his bread and meat, haggling tediously over nickels and dimes with rapacious and poverty-stricken whites and negroes, who at one time could have galloped for ten miles in any direction without crossing his own boundary, using out of his meagre stock the cheap ribbons and beads and the stale violently-colored candy with which even an old man can seduce a fifteen-year-old country girl, to ruin the granddaughter o f his partner, this Jones-this gangling malaria-ridden white man whom he had given permission fourteen years ago to squat in the abandoned fishing camp with the year-old grandchild-Jones, partner porter and clerk who at the demons command removed with his own hand (and maybe delivered too) from the showcase the candy beads and ribbons, measured the very cloth from which Judith (who had not been bereaved and did not mourn) helped the granddaughter to fashion a dress to walk past the lounging men in, the side-looking and the tongues, until her increasing belly taught her embarrassment-or perhaps fear;-Jones who before 61 had not even been allowed to approach the front of the house and who during the next four years got no nearer than the kitchen door and that only when he brought the game and fish and vegetables on which the seducer-to-bes wife and daughter (and Clytie too, the one remaining servant, negro, the one who would forbid him to pass the kitchen door with what he brought) depended on to keep life in them, but who now entered the house itself on the (quite frequent now) afternoons when the demon would suddenly curse the store empty of customers and lock the door and repair to the rear and in the same tone in which he used to address his orderly or even his house servants when he had them (and in which he doubtless ordered Jones to fetch from the showcase the ribbons and beads and candy) direct Jones to fetch the jug, the two of them (and Jones even sitting now who in the old days, the old dead Sunday afternoons of monotonous peace which they spent beneath the scuppernong arbor in the back yard, the demon lying in the hammock while Jones squatted against a post, rising from time to time to pour for the demon from the demijohn and the bucket of spring water which he had fetched from the spring more than a mile away then squatting again, chortling and chuckling and saying `Sho, Mister Tawm each time the demon paused)-the two of them drinking turn and turn about from the jug and the demon not lying down now nor even sitting but reaching after the third or second drink that old mans state of impotent and furious undefeat in which he would rise, swaying and plunging and shouting for his horse and pistols to ride single-handed into Washington and shoot Lincoln (a year or so too late here) and Sherman both, shouting, Kill them! well never know but oh crap its starting to snow and its time to show and tell about the well that you found last summer at camp when it was damp it was near the ramp oh god why must this be I liked that tree but now its gone, farewell so long Ill miss you as long as you write but then Im afraid to say good-night. My sister. I don't exactly have a good track record with virtual pets. Number Two: I could helped the earth to find eternal and lasting peace. This confirmed my suspicion that she only went so that she could have the use of the church's playground equipment. "Pure" water manufactuerers are not required to list the ingredients of water, because the average consumer believes that it should be obvious. Perhaps Kodak is actually a front organization for a shadowy governmental system that controls the entire world and didn't want mankind to obtain the freedom of the stars and so tried to sabotauge the space program even though it didn't work as well as they planned. And don't even get me started on earrings. I'll probably have another one soon, but that whole water thing has been buggin me for awhile. Not only does Faulkners deep affiliation with his characters inner lives elevate his portraits far above the level of local color or regionalist curiosity, but it animates his sentences, makes them constantly move and breathe. Number Three: I could have studied and stuff. Perhaps my family is just so weird, we've lost all sense of perspective. If they're anything like my sister, I'm movin' to Canada. I fought with vegitables, covered myself in bubble wrap, groveled before the Great Banana and dodge skittles and flying doughnuts and rubber chikens. Wait a minuteso you're saying that I'm talking and responding to you, but you won't be reading this until long after I have finished typing? But, the wings were'nt really special. You just let me rant on and on for you KNEW that eventually I would confuse myself with my vast puddle of knowledge. Here I am, trying to get a decent nights sleep and there's this green light that periodically blinks to red directly in front of me. Not only that, but there are an infinite number of different kinds of intelligent life. > You have blue hari..*gigles* I like hair. But that's the kind of thing I like. At least her's makes sensesort of. You see, most people, they don't like reading or writing. I'm bored. I've just gotten an idea for some more, original, fortunesI gotta go! Think about it. )so you can travel to the 5th Dimension like our scientists almost did. That's is just so extremly creepy. When I related this story to my friends (including "Meg") they thought it was hilarious. Is that too much to ask? That's all. WowI really must be bored. I fervently hope that you're not thinking the last twoespecially about Kodak. Did I mention that, yet. I thought it was sadand normal. MEOW!MEOW!MEOW! Or maybe not. I'll add that to the FLAMING CHICKENS HANDBOOK. It's yours for only 3 bi-monthly payments of $3.95 ($3,95,000 on days ending in "y")Don't forget, Dum-B-Gon is practically guaranteed! Hmmmmgood question. AND THAT IS WHY TOASTER PASTRIES WILL BURST INTO FLAMES IF YOU DON'T KEEP AN EYE ON THEM! *sigh* There are no topics anywhere near me. That's the sixth time I've said back! *smiles brightly* And apparantly delusional! *there's that darn cricket again* And I have a genuine question to ask all of my loyal readers *cough-cough* Okay, here it is: Is it normal for a non-gender specific sibling to carry around various dead reptiles (snakes, turtles, lizards etc.) Most likely they test it BEFORE they add the extra stuff"Yep, Bob, this is some mighty pure water." Because I have nothing else to do right now. You must check out the fortunes section of the random stuff page! You are deviousI give you that. The magic eight-ball glows with knowledge! I'm so special. Now, some of you are probably calling me a whiner, 'cause you have to get up at 4:30, or whatever. Surely you have heard of her? Called the Boolean Pythagorean Triples problem, it was Solve Now. Just like thos so called "diet supplements" that give you a "free" sample because they know that once you try it, you'll like it so much you'll spend oodles of cash on it. That's right, folks. There are not going to be conspiraciesor humor of any kind. Before you know it, we'll have orange alligators, pink tigers and blue lions. All the other internet writers have nothing on me, except they're better at advertising, having a central theme/plot and basically more talented. Okay, quote is done. The whole meal thing was about the only interesting thing to happen during the week. The only reason the makers of Cheese-Nips don't get sued is because of the tast difference and Cheese Nips are made of real "cheese" rather than cheez. Did you find it? Now, correct me if I'm wrongbut Iraq? Shoot them down like the dogs they are! and Jones: Sho, Kernel; sho now and catching him as he fell and commandeering the first passing wagon to take him to the house and carry him up the front steps and through the paintless formal door beneath its fanlight imported pane by pane from Europe which Judith held open for him to enter with no change, no alteration in that calm frozen face which she had worn for four years now, and on up the stairs and into the bedroom and put him to bed like a baby and then lie down himself on the floor beside the bed though not to sleep since before dawn the man on the bed would stir and groan and Jones would say, flyer I am, Kernel. Its in the mail, I promise! I tend to make those tiny mistakes, and get bad grades, even if I understand the concepts. I'm back. Sure, some of this "fasion" stuff is cool and all, but all it shows is that you had the three and three-quarters brain cells required to copy someone else's "look". Okay. It's a time honored tradition. It's more like techno talk about arrays and how much I suck and whether or not the Braves will win this year. You cannot follow the vast, mind-boggling logic that is ME! Either way, he got assasinated. It's not fair, ya know? I accidently cut it with scizzors. She is a heavy-set Yorkshire Terrior (12 lbs.) That also explains why normal stuff confuses me. You don't know either? Or maybe I just wanna go to bed. Why, the assasinating annoying cartoon characters buisness. If not, then some day, when the Internet is down and I'm really bored, I will construct a model OFCR and attempt to launch it. We're not sure. In other wordsthey hurt. Neo is told that he has two choices. [Copy and paste OK! With example sentences] How to write a reply email My definition of fasion includes clothes, shoes, jewelery and all things of that nature. Yes, it goes on and on my friend. We think. But I must. "lower the quality"? That doesn't make any senseyou can't BE something abstractcan you? I realize that this longest text ever must be very boring and not worth anyone's time. You're only browsing it. "Lots of death, lots and lots of death in this section. Like a division of mounties made entirely out of monks. She likes sniffing potentially dangerous stuff, like electrical sockets. Why am I writing? -2k of the longest characters. YOU'RE ALL ZOMBIE THIGH-FAT PEOPLE BROUGHT INTO ANIMATION BY SOME EVIL FORCE OF FORCEFUL EVIL!!! It's really stressfull. They just like how I know lots of pointless laws and random facts. I'm gonna launch THE OFFICIAL FLAMING CHICKENS LUNAR COLONY! BBC - Radio4 - Today/Longest Sentence You seethey feel that the only way to reward academic achievementyada-yada-yadais to force the smart kids to be ushers for Senior Honor Nite, and Graduation. After all, isn't that basicly what the best teachers do? I admit it. Does the commercial take that into account? Woooo! I know, unlikely, huh? The winner not only gets the million-dollar prize, they get the chance to produce the show they created. And now, a word from our non-existant sponsor. Halfway though I used my four remaining brain-cells to decide that the game was dumb. OR something. There is a world where you are a faerie. Maybe I should use spell-check. 5000 hits! Our definition is "a lung disease caused by inhalation of very fine silicate or quartz dust." The entry for this word can be found in our Medical Dictionary. And still frustrated. Don't worry, I'll go to bed soon. I gives you imaginary IOU'shereyours. I just don't know. Of course, when I next saw my Mom, she retold the story to me, several times. CAT CHOW!!! The fake blood seeped into the open wound. I wonder if I've made the world record? AS soon as you're pierced, you have to buy "starter" earrings. Emma has contributed to various art and culture publications, with an aim to promote and share the work of inspiring modern creatives. Imagine a number line that points in the positive and negative direction. Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time. My school system is stuck in the pastand formal attire meansa dressa white dress(for those you who never bothered to find outI am indeed female). the longest text in pastebin - Pastebin.com *yawn* I'm back. They started shaking and barked their little heads off. Here's what I wrote this weekend: Woooooo! If my sisteruhMrs. X were ever asked a question on the Civil War on a quiz show, she'd come up with nothing. is it the word be found in the 17th, and 18th letters? And any weirdness I could come up with would be normal compared to Noodle Boy, soI bid thee farewellseeya! Or You are What you Eat. So it doesn't matter. In the beginning of the movie, Neo is having dreams about Trinity's death. The inanimate world, on the otherhand, expects nothing of you. I don't exactly know where it isoh, well. They may go to a resteraunt with an arcarde, or the movies or to a theme park. Every fantasy the human mind has concieved exist at some place in the universe. It's an outrage! Of course, if everything is realthen the Universe is pretty contradictory. I was bored, and a dilligent reader suggested I make fake commercials, sotherer they are. May your day be shiney! I love it! That makes me feel alll warm and fuzzy inside. Goodwhat? You must be pretty bored, too. I'm a genius. Still later that day, she got offended at some trivial thing and decided that we weren't going anywhere at all. To think, YOU are trying to tell ME that YOU aren't here. Today I added an update page, which is basically a less chaotic, outlined version of this without all the ranting. His syntax has a way of weaving itself into the unconscious, emerging as fair to middling imitation. :) Seeya! It takes patience to read, but once you get into the rhythm, its like delving into Faulkners stream of consciousness. It doesn't matter. Today I had the misfortune of playing a Treasure Planet game on neopets.com It was terrible. OhI'm rambling again, aren't I? Because eventually, I'll be back! Sentences can be made arbitrarily long in various ways. And then the quality will rise. I can't remember what. Does it serve an obvious purpose? Lots of people spoke. It's so completly garbled, it's funny. Please read our disclosure for more info. Towards the end of the movie, Neo chooses to tell Trinity to stay out of the Matrix, since he saw her die in it. Because in some world, the video game is real. But, whatever. Could the pop-up blocker people have chosen a better means to advertise their product? I WANT to write. I'm not exactly sure who they are, but: thanks! I don't have much of a choice about the whole work thing. This Book Is the Longest Sentence Ever Written and Then Published (2020), by humor writer Dave Cowen, consists of one sentence that runs for 111,111 words, and is a stream of consciousness memoir. The world of literature is full of examples of sprawling monologues and multi-line descriptions, but it was American writer William Faulkner who was featured in the 1983 Guinness Book of World Records for his lengthy passage from his 1936 book, Absalom, Absalom! 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After all, I'm talking to you, aren't I? The first use of "had had" is a modifier, and the second instance serves as the main verb of the sentence. I just keep going, and going and going.
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